Lyrics

JENNY JONES
Words & Music by Jan Seides

I was watchin my TV the other day and I was totally unimpressed
Till I saw a teary-eyed lady tellin' her man she had something to confess
She'd been seein' some other guy every night
And it was his best buddy, Tyrone
And she didn't know how to tell him so she told him on Jenny Jones.

Poor guy, thought I to myself, but then he laid his own burden down
He said, when I'm alone I wear high-heeled shoes
And your favorite red sequined evening gown
Oooo, it really turns me on. Me and old Tyrone.
But he likes your black lace underwear. We'll share the photos on Jenny Jones
Chorus
On Jenny Jones they told their story(complete with pictures)
On Jenny Jones. Ya hear it all on Jenny Jones.

Verse
So then, imagine my amazement as their son comes out on stage.
He says, Mom and Dad, you're gonna be so glad
When you hear what I got to say
I been a wild and crazy child, but now I've found me a home
I'm movin' in with Dad's best friend.
We're comin out on Jenny Jones
Chorus
On Jenny Jones they told their story(She paid 'em for it!)
On Jenny Jones. Ya hear it all on Jenny Jones.

Bridge
Then Jenny herself steps up to speak and says to the viewers at home
Don't go away. Stay in your seats! Our next guest will be Tyrone.

Verse
So if there's someone you hate, or someone you wanna date
Or you just got news to tell
Don't you go running to Time Magazine or even Sally Jessie Raphael.
And if you believe, in your misery you surely must be alone
Uh-uh! You got plenty of company
You'll meet 'em all on Jenny Jones
Chorus
On Jenny Jones they told their story(I didn't make a word of this up!)
On Jenny Jones. Ya hear it all on Jenny Jones.

©2003 Artsong Music (BMI)